Martin Herlihy as Martin

John Higgins as John

Ben Marshall as Ben

Conan O'Brien as Farley

Bowen Yang as Deetch Nordwind

Megan Stalter as Lisa

X Mayo as Taylor

Nichole Sakura as Amy

Cedric Yarbrough as Gates

Chloe Troast as Poppy

Sunita Mani as Tricia

Jordan Mendoza as Dylan

Liz Demmon as Julia

William Banks as Banks

Jamie Linn Watson as Jane

Gaten Matarazzo as Self

John Goodman as Narrator (voice)

Maximo Masefield as Young Martin

Marcel Nahapetian as Young John

Trevor Noble as Young Ben

Carmen Christopher as Carmen

Rick Espaillat as Captain Jean Pierre Le Roche

Stephen Starkweather as Priest

Keya Hamilton as Church Woman

Beth Corvino as New Church Member

Boston Pierce as Teen Boy with Beer

Cruz Abelita as Teen Boy with Beer

Vince Canlas as Appraiser

Scott Dixon as Guard (uncredited)

May Porter as Pedestrian (uncredited)