Carlos Alazraqui as Deputy James Garcia

Mary Birdsong as Deputy Cherisha Kimball

Robert Ben Garant as Deputy Travis Junior

Kerri Kenney as Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Thomas Lennon as Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Wendi McLendon-Covey as Deputy Clementine Johnson

Niecy Nash-Betts as Deputy Raineesha Williams

Cedric Yarbrough as Deputy S. Jones

Lennie Loftin as Chief of Police

Danny DeVito as District Attorney

Alejandra Gutierrez as Miss Acapulco

Brandon Molale as Kevlar Guy

Kathryn Fiore as Cheyenne the Helicopter Model

David Koechner as Sheriff of Aspen

Dave Holmes as Persnickety Desk Worker

Patton Oswalt as Jeff Spoder

Toby Huss as Glen the Desk Clerk

Cathy Shim as Spring Break Dream Girl

Ian Roberts as Captain Rogers, DHS

Chris Tallman as Alligator Expert

Tamara Fox Meyerson as Tammy

Paul Rudd as Ethan the Drug Lord

Marisa Petroro as Drug Lord's Girlfriend

Kyle Dunnigan as Drug Lord's First Hostage

David Wain as Breen the Plumber

Todd Holoubek as Tattooed Guy

Michael Patrick Jann as Tattoo Shop Owner #1

Nick Swardson as Terry

Brian T. Finney as Decontamination Guy

Irina Voronina as Russian Model

Steve Little as Drug Lord's Second Hostage

Joe Lo Truglio as Tattoo Shop Owner #2

Ken Marino as Deaf Tattoo Artist

Kevin Allison as Tattoo Victim

Eric Price as Wrestling Referee

Kathryn Smith as Jello Wrestler

David Veach as Dangle's "Body Double"

Mary Castro as Wiegel's "Body Double"

Michael Ian Black as Ron of Ron's Tattoo

Michael Showalter as Paul

Shanti Hall as Hot Paramedic

Mindy Sterling as Spoder's Mom

Matthew Budds as Clapping Cop

Michael Hoback as Barry Baum

Paul Reubens as Sir Terrence

Jack Plotnick as Steve Marmella

Oscar Nuñez as Jose Jose Jose

Floyd Van Buskirk as Proctologist

Jason Bartley as Mansion Gunman (uncredited)

David Cohen as Policeman (uncredited)

Tracy Dali as Bike Cop (uncredited)

Rico Devereaux as Smoking Cop (uncredited)

Duke Gonzalez as Self (uncredited)

Dwayne Johnson as Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)

Theresa Joy as Roller Babe (uncredited)

Kent Kasper as Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)

Alyssa LeBlanc as Stripper (uncredited)

J.P. Manoux as Naked Armenian (uncredited)

Jill-Michele Meleán as Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)

JT Mollner as Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)

Bobby Silva as Bartender (uncredited)

Aaron Takahashi as Japanese Tourist (uncredited)

Jason Williams as Police Officer (uncredited)

Jaime Zevallos as Police Officer (uncredited)