Carl Weathers as Freddie Wiseman/Narrator

David Koechner as Lambeau "Coach" Fields

Melora Hardin as Barb Fields

Matthew Lawrence as Lance Truman

Brooke Nevin as Michelle Fields

Nick Searcy as Mr. Truman

Robert Ri'chard as Aseel Tare

George Back as Buddy Boy

Noureen DeWulf as Jasminder Featherfoot

Jesse García as Jorge Juanson

Martin Spanjers as Randy Randinger

Jackie Long as Trotter

Jermaine Williams as IPod

Will Arnett as Mailman

Dax Shepard as Sheriff

Bradley Cooper as Cowboy

Jon Gries as Barber

Andy Dick as Toilet Bowl Referee

Finesse Mitchell as Titans Coach

Eric Christian Olsen as Foreign Exchange Student

Stacy Keibler as All-American Mom

Ken Medlock as Pitching Coach

Lawrence Taylor as Himself

Michael Irvin as Himself

Eric Dickerson as Himself

Bill Buckner as Himself

Dennis Rodman as Himself

Frank Caliendo as Chip Imitation

Shannon Woodward as Emily

Holmes Osborne as Man in Suit

Jillian Grace as Maria Sharapova Look-Alike

Russell Thomas as Football Player