Russell Mael as Narrator (voice)

Conrad Dean as Hunter

Isabel Alamin as Francesca

Frank V. Ross as Gene

Tony Greenberg as TV Pundit

Kaii as Talking Head

Suzette Lemos as Talking Head

Eric Ashworth as Police Officer

Eddie Linker as Home Depot Shopper

Molly Plunk as Carol

Robert Longstreet as Radio Host

Mike Lopez as Gordon

Nike'Sa Lewis as Reality Contestant

Victoria Misu as Bambi

Jacquelyn Haas as Debbie

Paige Bourne as Neighbor

Kailyn Andrews as Neighbor

Keith Kelly as Governor Olatka

Michael C. Hyatt as Harris

Corissa Gabor as Kathleen

Ryan Sweeny as Burt

Jen Byers as Larissa

Ellie Nicoll as News Anchor

Karla Monay Shaw as Femmy

Sophia Civetta as Whitney

Anne Ruttencutter as Mary Anne

Nich Kauffman as Barry Kittridge (credit only)

Sanjay Choudrey as Kittredge's Husband

Susie Linker as Gas Pump Lady

Ruchir Khazanchi as Rahim (Last Lover)