Rob Schneider as Deuce Bigalow

Eddie Griffin as T.J. Hicks

Jeroen Krabbé as Gaspar Voorsboch

Til Schweiger as Heinz Hummer

Douglas Sills as Chadsworth Buckingham, III

Carlos Ponce as Rodrigo

Charles Keating as Gian-Carlo

Hanna Verboom as Eva

Alex Dimitriades as Enzo Giarraputo

Kostas Sommer as Assapopoulos Mariolis

Federico Dordei as Mahmoud

Oded Fehr as Antoine Laconte

Tony Fish as Lil' Kim (as Topper)

Elisabetta Canalis as Lady in Castle

Willie Gault as Black Man in Airport

Katie Downes as Sexy Window Washer

Kelly Brook as Beautiful Woman in Painting

Jimmy Gardner as Kaiser

Monika Kuczowska as Topless Weather Lady

Fred Armisen as Frenchman (uncredited)

Arija Bareikis as Kate Bigalow (uncredited)

John Farley as Naked Bike Cop (uncredited)

Norm Macdonald as Earl McManus (uncredited)

Adam Sandler as Javier Sandooski (uncredited)

Hilton Myburgh as Diego Verga

Wimie Wilhelm as Heavyset Maid

Joop Kasteel as Security Guard

SuChin Pak as Newscaster Susie Parks

Veronica Devenish as Older Blind Woman

Vincent Martella as Billy

Kris McKay as Jimmy

Andreas Wolmuth as Dolphin Handler

Heather Anne Campbell as Newscaster

Bobbi Sue Luther as Newscaster

Sylvana Simons as Newscaster

Wes Takahashi as News Reporter

Roberta Aaron as Blind Woman in Net

Pilar Schneider as Woman in Airplane

Jean Challis as Pro-American Woman

Krystle Gohel as Red Light District Girl

Zoe McConnell as Red Light District Girl

Rebecca Rule as Red Light District Girl

Nikkala Stott as Red Light District Girl

Nicola Tappenden as Red Light District Girl

Melanie Walsh as Red Light District Girl

Erik de Vogel as Cop

Bastiaan Ragas as Dutch Anchorman

Astrid Knoop as Topless Weather Lady

Skytriss as Marlene Alsmere

Narsingh Balwantsingh as Pakistani Man

Micky Hoogendijk as Wealthy Woman in Car

Zoe Telford as Lily

Nicolette van Dam as Spa Attendant

Miranda Raison as Svetlana

Edwin Alofs as Porn Midget

Joshua Rubin as Production Assistant

Kenan Raven as Man in Robe

Chantal Janzen as Scandinavian Porn Star

Rachel Stevens as Louisa, the Dirty Girl

Dana Goodman as Greta, the Hunchback Girl

Julia Lea Wolov as The Big-Eared Girl

Cees Geel as Man-Whore Union Doorman

Alex Zane as Reporter - Man-Whore Awards

Johnny de Mol as Canadian College Kid

Matthew Segal as Canadian College Kid

Johnny Vaughan as Johnny Vaughan

Daan Schuurmans as Zucchini Gigolo