Woody Allen as Virgil Starkwell

Janet Margolin as Louise

Marcel Hillaire as Fritz

Jacquelyn Hyde as Miss Blair

Lonny Chapman as Jake - Convict

Jan Merlin as Al - Bank Robber

James Anderson as Chain Gang Warden

Howard Storm as Fred

Mark Gordon as Vince

Micil Murphy as Frank

Minnow Moskowitz as Joe Agneta

Nate Jacobson as The Judge

Grace Bauer as Farm House Lady

Ethel Sokolow as Mother Starkwell

Dan Frazer as Julius Epstein - The Psychiatrist

Henry Leff as Father Starkwell

Mike O'Dowd as Michael Sullivan

Jackson Beck as The Narrator

Louise Lasser as Kay Lewis