Linda Blair as Nancy Aglet

Ned Beatty as Ernest Weller

Leslie Nielsen as Father Jebedaiah Mayii

Anthony Starke as Father Luke Brophy

Thom Sharp as Braydon Aglet

Lana Schwab as Fanny Ray Weller

Benj Thall as Ned Aglet

Dove Dellos as Freida Aglet

Jacquelyn Masche as Nancy's Mother

Melissa Moore as Bimbo Student

Willie Garson as Nerd Student

Erna Gregory as Student

Richard Halpern as Student

Carol Shermer as Student

Kathy Topia as Student

Gary Howe Scott as Soldier

Linda Brennan as Brideshead

Murray Langston as Man in Car

Melissa Shear as Woman in Car

Glen Vincent as Man in Elevator

Barbara Alyn Woods as Woman in Elevator

Douglas W. Kelly as TV Doctor

Robert Fuller as Dr. Hackett

Peter Gaulke as Rick

Greg Lewis as Goatee Dr. #1

John Copage as Goatee Dr. #2

Dani Douthette as Goatee Dr. #3

Timothy D'Arcy as Goatee Dr. #4

Jack Hanrahan as Hypnotist

Marc Siegler as Blind Man on Street

Chuck Kovacic as Ollie North

Peggy Faracy as Church Hostess

May Quigley as Sister Brothers

Annie Waterman as Nun in Retirement Home

Roger Scott as TV Newscaster

Nancy Kaine as Nun in Window

John Ingle as Father Crosby

Bryan O'Byrne as Father Stills

Ben Kronen as Father Nash

Fred D. Scott as Father Young

Johnny Dark as Aaron Kurtz

Doug Draizin as Fred Tartastein

Belle Avery as Gym Receptionist

Jake Steinfeld as Himself

Aaron Baker as Bodybuilder

Norman Large as Gay Bodybuilder

Karen Person as Aerobics Instructor

Charlotte J. Helmkamp as Incredible Girl

Army Archerd as Himself

Bob Drew as Stage Manager

Frazer Smith as Announcer

Jack LaLanne as Himself

Joseph V. Perry as Special Effects Man

Sheryl Bernstein as Lady with Snake

Wally George as Himself

Floyd Levine as Frank Lot

George A. Simonelli as Hood #1

Eugene Greytak as The Pope

Dawn Mazzella as Tour Guide

Bob Zany as Man on Studio Tour

Jesse Ventura as Himself

Gene Okerlund as Himself

Ian Abercrombie as Ice Tea Waiter (uncredited)

Sara Matthews as Inflated Girl in Gym (uncredited)

Julie Strain as Aerobics / Locker Room Nude Girl (uncredited)