"Weird Al" Yankovic as George Newman

Kevin McCarthy as R.J. Fletcher

Michael Richards as Stanley Spadowski

David Bowe as Bob

Stanley Brock as Harvey Bilchik

Anthony Geary as Philo

Trinidad Silva as Raul Hernandez

Gedde Watanabe as Kuni

Billy Barty as Noodles MacIntosh

John Paragon as Richard Fletcher

Fran Drescher as Pamela Finklestein

Sue Ane Langdon as Esther Bilchik

David Proval as Head Thug

Grant James as Killer Thug

Victoria Jackson as Teri

Emo Philips as Joe Earley

Jay Levey as Gandhi

Lou B. Washington as Cameraman

Vance Colvig as Bum

Nik Hagler as FCC Man

Robert K. Weiss as Bartender

Eldon G. Hallum as Spatula Husband

Sherry Engstrom as Spatula Wife

Sara Allen as Spatula Neighbor

Bob Hungerford as Sy Greenblum

John Cadenhead as Crazy Ernie

Francis M. Carlson as Blind Man

Ivan Green as Earl Ramsey

Adam Maras as Joel Miller

Travis Knight as Billy

Joseph Witt as Little Weasel

Tony Frank as Teri's Father

Billie Lee Thrash as Teri's Mother

Barry Friedman as Fletcher Cronie #1

Kevin Roden as Fletcher Cronie #2

Lisa R. Stefanic as Phyllis Weaver

Nancy Johnson as Big Edna

Debbie Mathieu as Betty

Wilma Jeanne Cummins as Little Old Lady

Cliff Stephens as Animal Deliveyman

Jim West as Band: Guitar

Steve Jay as Band: Bass Guitar

Jon Schwartz as Band: Drums

Kim Bullard as Band: Keyboards

Barry Hansen as Whipped Cream Eater

Bob Maras as Thug #3

George Fisher as Thug #4

Tony Salome as Guide #1

Joe Restivo as Guide #2

Charles Marsh as Yodeler

Belinda Bauer as Mud Wrestler

Patrick Thomas O'Brien as Satan

Roger Callard as Conan the Librarian

Robert Frank as Timid Man

Jeff Maynard as Boy with Books

M.G. Kelly as Promo Announcer (voice)

Jay Gardner as Promo Announcer (voice)

John Harlan as Promo Announcer (voice)

Jim Rose as Promo Announcer (voice)