Paul Angelis as Ringo Starr / Chief Blue Meanie / George / Narrator (voice)

John Clive as John Lennon (voice)

Dick Emery as Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D. - Nowhere Man / Lord Mayor / Max (voice)

Geoffrey Hughes as Paul McCartney (voice) (as Geoff Hughes)

Lance Percival as Old Fred (voice)

Peter Batten as George (voice) (uncredited)

George Harrison as George (uncredited)

John Lennon as John (uncredited)

Paul McCartney as Paul (uncredited)

Ringo Starr as Ringo (uncredited)