Mike Myers as Guru Pitka

Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard

Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke

Meagan Good as Prudence

John Oliver as Dick Pants

Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov

Manu Narayan as Rajneesh

Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell

Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders

Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypuddha

Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra as Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson as Jessica Simpson

Kanye West as Kanye West

Trevor Heins as Young Pitka

Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier

Boyd Banks as EMT

Rob Huebel as Frat Guy

Daniel Tosh as Bar Patron

Rob Blake as Himself

Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke

Rob Gfroerer as Sickly Nerd

Liana Mendoza as Dancer

Robert Cohen as Nerd

Linda Kash as Female Reporter

Bob Bainborough as Assistant Coach

Gotham Chopra as Deepak Early 20's

Suresh John as Indian Man

Jaan Padda as Young Deepak

Seán Cullen as Referee

Matt Baram as EMT

Garry Robbins as Biker

Peter Schoelier as Uncle Jack

Ben Gans as Goal Post Judge

Alexia Filippeos as 11-Year-Old Girl

Taylor Flood as 11-Year-Old Girl

Shakti Kupil as Sanjay

Graham Gordy as DJ

Jahlani Bishop as Children's Church Choir

Jahmal Daniel as Children's Church Choir

Helen Semmunigus as Children's Church Choir

Donna Ellis as Children's Church Choir

Jazmine Jeffrey as Children's Church Choir

Danielle Johnson as Children's Church Choir

Carlisa Lewis as Children's Church Choir

Elyssa Marshall as Children's Church Choir

Jamila Mason as Children's Church Choir

Nathaniel Robinson as Children's Church Choir

Adisa Liburd as Children's Church Choir

Daniel Skeete as Children's Church Choir

Tierra McRae-Spence as Children's Church Choir

Kadesha Webb as Children's Church Choir

Clarice Gillard as Children's Church Choir

Raemiah Dorrington as Children's Church Choir

Zoia Davis as Children's Church Choir

Ashton Williams as Children's Church Choir

Tyra Jones-Hurst as Children's Church Choir

Knikole Frans as Children's Church Choir

Sabrina Morris as Children's Church Choir

Nadine Muir as Children's Church Choir

Alpha Kayondo as Children's Church Choir

Tracey Soman as Children's Church Choir

Larissa Abrams-Ogg as Children's Church Choir

Zachary Jones-Hurst as Children's Church Choir

Krystal Kiran as Group Dancer

Uppekha Jain as Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar as Group Dancer

Frank Bishun as Group Dancer

Karun Pathak as Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt as Group Dancer

Prosenjit Kundu as Group Dancer

Robert Halley as Group Dancer

Sharat Chawla as Group Dancer

Namita Kapoor as Group Dancer

Shereen Ladha as Group Dancer

Nazneen Irani as Group Dancer

Hetal Patel as Group Dancer

Sharona D'Ornellas as Group Dancer

Michelle Marshall as Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Mariska Hargitay as Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer as Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Madhumita Sen as Group Dancer

Jessica Rotter as Persian Beauty (uncredited)