Tim Heidecker as T. Amato

Gregg Turkington as Gregg Turkington

Joe Estevez as Joe Estevez

Alessandro Serradimigni as Axiom

Manuel Giusti as Manuel

Carlos Barbouth as G. Amato

Eddie Alfano as Joseph Patrocelli

Marie Gibeault as Kaili Amato

Corwin Allard as Corwin

Terri Parks as Toni Newman

Mark Proksch as Mark Proksch (archive footage)

Hank Friedmann as Hank Friedmann

Richie Onori as Self

Stevie Stewart as Self

Reb Powers as

J Michael Ferniany as

Alex Jules as The Empty Bottle Players

Erik Paparozzi as The Empty Bottle Players

Nick Vincent as The Empty Bottle Players

Tom Scott as The Empty Bottle Players

Grant Geissman as The Empty Bottle Players

Jason Berk as The Empty Bottle Players

Amanda Khiri as The Empty Bottle Players

Lucas Gibson Brown as Narrator