Gareth Southgate as Self

Harry Kane as Self (archive footage)

Luciano Spalletti as Self

Leonardo Bonucci as Self

Emma Saunders as Self

Liam Boylan as Self

Chris Bryant as Self

Carolyn Downs as Self

Mike Keegan as Self

Chris Whyte as Self

Darren Lewis as Self

Ugo Monye as Self

Bobby Moore as Self (archive footage)

Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom as Self (archive footage)

Diego Maradona as Self (archive footage)

Wayne Rooney as Self (archive footage)

Boris Johnson as Self (archive footage)

David Beckham as Self (archive footage)

Tom Cruise as Self (archive footage)

William, Prince of Wales as Self (archive footage)

Catherine, Princess of Wales as Self (archive footage)

Prince Louis of Wales as Self (archive footage)

Marcus Rashford as Self (archive footage)

Jordan Henderson as Self (archive footage)

Jordan Pickford as Self (archive footage)

Bukayo Saka as Self (archive footage)