Padraic O'Shea as Protagonist

Blake Christensen as King's Butler, Stunt Double

Nick Oneil as Salesman

Jordan Ramshaw as Every Hugag Awareness Committee Member

Van Stewart as Walkman Dancer

Ben Polovnikoff as Seal Clubber

Dylan Demaski as Clipboard Guy

Logan Baxter as Referee

Jack Rankin as Opponent 1

Zak Stevens as Opponent 2

Angelo Tejeda as Teammate

Ethan Lander as Helpful Guide

Jonathan Parker as Theater Bouncer

Alejandro Santana as Saxophone Player

William Kinnan as The King

Noah Stromberg as King's Comedy Guard

Austin Culp as King's Tragedy Guard

Troy Heurlin as The Extra