Thom Elliott as Self - 'Lord Farquaad'

Kal Boswell as Self - 'Shrek'

Adrian Mills as Self - Stage Manager

Zee Phares as Self - Stage Manager

Alexander Carnahan as Self - Soundboard

Brayden Mosely as Self - Trombone

Jose Salinas as Self - Trumpet

Caden Moore as Self - Trumpet

Joseph Brown as Self - Piano

Cole York as Self

Spencer Staggs as Interviewer (voice) / Pinocchio (archive footage)

Harrison Braddy as Interviewer (voice) / Self (archive footage)

Ali Aljanabi as Interviewer (voice)

Kylen Brozovich as Donkey (archive footage)

Quinn Feigley as Fiona (archive footage)

Olivia Harms as Teen Fiona / March Hare (archive footage)

Shalom Moore as Young Fiona (archive footage)

Kat Jacoby as Humpty Dumpty (archive footage)

Finn Caulkins as Jill (archive footage)

Alaina Bonja as White Rabbit (archive footage)

Jackie Davis as Little Pig (archive footage)

Eh Dah Soe as Little Pig (archive footage)

Lauren Gottcent as Little Pig (archive footage)

Zach Hansen as Big Bad Wolf / Duloc Greeter / Dancer / Knight (archive footage)

Carly LeMaster as Fairy Godmother / Dancer (archive footage)

Joy Kitterman as Wicked Witch / Dancer (archive footage)

Zafi Hassan as Elf (archive footage)

Helen Franco as Stepsister (archive footage)

Nyx King as Dragon / Dancer (archive footage)

Shee Ler Moo as Dragon Puppeteer (archive footage)

Maisy Woods as Dragon Puppeteer (archive footage)

Easter Naing as Dragon Puppeteer (archive footage)

Daniel Hauskins as Bishop / Captain of the Guard / Jack (archive footage)

Christ Soe as Mad Hatter (archive footage)

Christer New as Gretel / Dancer (archive footage)

Andrew Gilbert as Thelonius / Huntsman (archive footage)

Morris Nunn as Papa Bear / Knight / Guard / Dancer (archive footage)

EJ Mumma as Guard (archive footage)

Eh Wah as Knight / Dancer (archive footage)

Stella Houk as Mama Bear / Dancer (archive footage)

Aunah Jones as Peter Pan / Dancer (archive footage)

NJ Nocentelli as Tweedle / Dancer (archive footage)

Eliza Mathews as Pied Piper (archive footage)

Jenna Kitterman as Ugly Duckling / Dancer (archive footage)

Chloe Lambert as Fairytale Guard (archive footage)

Harrison Kelly as Self (archive footage)

Kiefer Chandler as Self (archive footage)

Tyler Whitten as Self (archive footage)

Grayson Hathaway as Grumpy (archive footage)

Gio Diacomo-Milburn as Little Red Riding Hood (archive footage)

Emily O'Brien as Sugar Plum Fairy / Gingy (voice) (archive footage)