Glenn H. Martin Jr. as Hunute the Mummy

Taiwo-Akil as Lance Brady

Adam Rihacek as Brad Stephonik

Natasha Randall as Kat Stephonik

J. Todd Anderson as Earl Schmelzer

George Willeman as “Kreepy” Karl Futznekkkr

Doug Carpenter as Leonard Torgo

Darren Maddox as Officer Doug Dewfuss

Wayne Justice as Officer Andy Dewfuss

Ken Mosher as Sax Man Dude

Tom Maxwell as Lead Singer Dude

Sheila Ramsey as Ms. Sanderblast

Fred Blumenthal as “Pops” Philpot

Bill Schubert as Very Relaxed Dude in Lawn Chair

Lauren Wertz as Church Softball Player

Mike Klimo as Church Softball Player

Erika Rice as Church Softball Player

David Sherman as Church Softball Player

Jason Slattery as Church Softball Player

Kelly Goenner as Drummer Dude

Nick Kizirnis as Guitar Dude

Ed Lacy as Piano Dude

Joshua Hoag as Bass Man Dude

Joe Tritschler as Trumpet Pizza Dude

Emma Guthrie as Schmelzer’s Dream Clogger

Mario Scrimizzi as Mummy Double (live)

James H. Lagos as Man Nearly Run Down

Erick L. Washington as Mini Bike Dude 1

Roderick Torres Smith as Mini Bike Dude 2

David Cantrell as Vaguely Amish Couple

Susan Heinisch as Vaguely Amish Couple

Ron Weber as Cowardly Camping Dad

Stephanie Keating as Screaming Mom

Benjamin Boggs as Blind Folded Kid

A.J. Boggs as Kid 1

David Roderick as Kid 2

Beth Roderick as Kid 3

Taylor Rae Brown as Kid 4

Edmund J. Sinnicky as Crazy Pizza Guy

J.J. Parker as Little Leonard

Kenneth Weissman as Phil Kornheiser

Trenton Kirkpatrick as Little Lance

D. Bartlett Blair as Gasping Woman

Kim Patterson as Rube Farmer

Haley K. Patterson as Rube Farmer's Daughter

Mandy Shoopman as Kid

Tyler Shoopman as Kid

Dajon Smith as Last Orphan