Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey

Brent Spiner as Devlin Bowman

Jennifer Esposito as Jennifer Baker

Harold Gould as Grandfather Disguisey

James Brolin as Fabbrizio Disguisey

Austin Wolff as Barney Baker

Edie McClurg as Mother Disguisey

María Canals-Barrera as Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Robert Machray as Texas Man

Michael Bailey Smith as Henchman

Rachel Lederman as Texas Wife

Mark Devine as Trent

Kenan Thompson as Kenan

Jay Johnston as Rex

Jessica Simpson as Jessica Simpson

Jessica Lee Keller as Group Dancer

Vincent Riverside as Henchman

Mark Ginther as Henchman

Carrick O'Quinn as Henchman

Mitch Silpa as Henchman

Virginia Hawkins as Interview Woman

Jonathan Loughran as Security Guard

Ted Rooney as Security Guard

Brandon Molale as Doorman

Erick Avari as Cigar Maker

Phil Jones as Businessman

Michael DeLuise as Businessman

Larry Cedar as Businessman

Andrew Shaifer as Liberty Bell Security Guard

Vincent Castellanos as Art Dealer

Roger Mussenden as Waiter

Al Goto as Ninja Warrior

Simon Rhee as Ninja Warrior

Kevin Nealon as White Collar Executive

Bill Cho Lee as Mongolian Elder

Chao-Li Chi as Mongolian

Steve Gormley as German Businessman

Christel Smith as German Businesswoman

Ava Metz as Another German

Bo Derek as Herself

Barry Bernardi as Bernardo

Brian Catalano as Italian Officer

Gabriel Pimentel as Boxing Dummy

Martha Del Rio as Puerto Rican Housekeeper

Guelmarí Oppenheimer as Waitress

Tracy E. Wilson as Female Partygoer

Patricia De Leon as Waitress

Phil Fischer as Bully

Steven Hack as Chemistry Teacher

Dane Morris as Young Pistachio

Bryan Jeffrey Price as Jock

Andy Morrow as Captain America Kid

Naya Rivera as Captain America Kid

Julius Ritter as Captain America Kid

Brighton Hertford as Captain America Kid

Sandra Lindquist as Bartender

Eugene C. Palmer as Chef

Leland Crooke as Appraiser

Mike Johnson as Constitution Security Guard

Michael Lee Phillips Jr. as Constitution Security Guard

Buddy Bolton as Abe Lincoln

Stuart Quan as Ninja

Spencer Sano as Ninja

Hiro Koda as Ninja

Johnny Nguyen as Ninja

Yoshio Iizuka as Ninja

Ronn Surels as Ninja

Andy Cheng as Ninja

Steven Ho as Ninja

Tony Wilde as Doug

Berglind Icey as Big Bottom Girl

Leasi Andrews as Big Bottom Girl

Anna Marie Goddard as Big Bottom Girl

Theresa Madelin Lin as Big Bottom Girl

Adrian Armas as Group Dancer

Gustavo Vargas as Group Dancer

Paul Benshoof as Group Dancer

Oscar Orosco as Group Dancer

Andrea Bogart as Group Dancer

Paulette Maxwell as Group Dancer

Paula Abdul as Choreographer (uncredited)

Lisa Foiles as Lisa (uncredited)

Jesse V. Johnson as Thief (uncredited)

Shane Lyons as Shane (uncredited)

Michael Johnson as Himself

Cole Sprouse as Young Pistachio

Dylan Sprouse as Young Pistachio

Jesse Ventura as Self (uncredited)