Trey Parker as Joe Cooper

Matt Stone as Doug Remer

Dian Bachar as Squeak Scolari

Yasmine Bleeth as Jenna Reed

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg as Yvette Denslow

Ernest Borgnine as Ted Denslow

Robert Vaughn as Baxter Cain

Trevor Einhorn as Joey Thomas

Bob Costas as Bob Costas

Al Michaels as Al Michaels

Robert Stack as Robert Stack

Reggie Jackson as Reggie Jackson

Dan Patrick as Dan Patrick

Kenny Mayne as Kenny Mayne

Tim McCarver as Tim McCarver

Pat O'Brien as Pat O'Brien

Jim Lampley as Jim Lampley

Dale Earnhardt as Dale Earnhardt

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Victoria Silvstedt as Victoria Silvstedt

Reel Big Fish as Reel Big Fish

Curt Gowdy as World Series Announcer (voice)

Justin Chapman as Little Coop

Matt Murray as Little Remer

Mark Goodson as Dirk Jansen

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo as Ed Tuttle

Robert E. Lee as New Jersey Informant

Greg Grunberg as Wilke - New Jersey Informant

Michael Garvey as San Antonio Defender

Paul Michael Robinson as Mime Psych-Out

Kevin Michael Richardson as Peripatetic Player

Micah McCain as Heather Kaiser

Cory Oliver as Brittany Kaiser

Keith Gibbs as Davis

Jayme Gallante as Redmond

Francis X. McCarthy as Dr. Kaiser

Blair Besten as Stephanie

Stanley G. Sawicki as Skidmark Steve

Bret Lewis as News Anchor

Richard Johnson as Referee

Joey Diaz as Referee

Michael Matthys as Referee

Jill Gascoine as Hospital Nurse

Charlotte Zucker as Surgery Nurse

John Fink as Surgeon

Kato Kaelin as Driveway Announcer

David Osokow as Driveway Player

Iqbal Theba as Factory Manager

Susan Breslau as Denslow's Niece Susan

Danielle Zucker as Inheritor

Maureen Ardolino as Inheritor

Andrew Herman as Cabbie

Jeff Wright as Fireman

Ray Xifo as Riverdance Referee

Titus Napoleon as Sumo Wrestler

Stephen McHattie as Narrator (voice)

Julie Dolan as Beer Barrel

Janeane Ardolino as Fan

Jeremy Breslau as Fan

Adam Lilling as Fan

Phoebe Lipkis as Fan

Alma Avery as Beers Cheerleader

Nancy Bates as Beers Cheerleader

Kelli Camarena as Beers Cheerleader

Brooke Morales as Beers Cheerleader

Heidi Schweizer as Beers Cheerleader

Jenifer Strovas as Beers Cheerleader

Andrea Wenzel as Beers Cheerleader

Michelle Boehle as Felons Cheerleader

Tani Kristiansen as Felons Cheerleader

Rebecca Lin as Felons Cheerleader

Jeanine Orci as Felons Cheerleader

Jessica Page as Felons Cheerleader

Raydeen Revilla as Felons Cheerleader

Chanel Ryan as Felons Cheerleader

Jeffrey J. Ayers as Fan (uncredited)

Grant Baciocco as Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)

Joanna Bloem as Woman in Hospital (uncredited)

Greg Bronson as Surgeon (uncredited)

Aaron Brooks as Fan (uncredited)

Mike Butters as Baseketball Referee (uncredited)

Krystal Cantrell as Fan (uncredited)

Cathy Carlson as Slacker (uncredited)

Troy Christian as Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)

Dave Cox as Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)

Mia Crowe as Mimi Lee (uncredited)

Alan Doshna as Fan (uncredited)

Alexandra Ella as Horrified Fan (uncredited)

C.B. Spencer as Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)

Courtney Ford as Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)

John Forker as Fan (uncredited)

Maria Celeste Genitempo as Fan (uncredited)

Cameron Glenar as Fan (uncredited)

Lloyd Gordon as Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)

Casey Hendershot as Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)

Charles Hough as LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)

James Huffman as Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden as Outraged Fan (uncredited)

Brian Kirchoff as Reporter (uncredited)

Jessica Lee as Cheerleader (uncredited)

Shannon Malone as Cheerleader (uncredited)

Patrick McCracken as Watson (uncredited)

Karolyna Medina as Fan (uncredited)

Kelly Monaco as Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)

Tom Muzila as Security Guard (uncredited)

Hiromi Nishiyama as Masseuse (uncredited)

Linda O'Neil as Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)

Bridget Oberlin as Roswell Alien (uncredited)

Raphael Sbarge as Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)

Michael Schmidt as Grumsky (uncredited)

Rick Solis as Baseketball Fan (uncredited)

Dylan Tarason as Maxwell (uncredited)

David Zucker as Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)

Matt Sloan as Darcy