Cezary Pazura as Andrzej Nowicki "Ramzes"

Olaf Lubaszenko as Max Kądzielski

Agnieszka Włodarczyk as Stella

Renata Dancewicz as Marta Nowicka

Edward Linde-Lubaszenko as profesor Sowa

Jan Nowicki as Edward 'X' Nowicki

Mirosław Zbrojewicz as "Śledź"

Andrzej Grabowski as Zając

Szymon Majewski as Adam

Tomasz Sapryk as Landryna

Piotr Siejka as Stefek

Emilia Krakowska as matka

Leon Niemczyk as profesor

Maciej Kozłowski as Alosza

Zbigniew Suszyński as Arnold

Paulina Janus as Sonia

Janusz Zaorski as prorektor

Monika Ambroziak as Malwina

Borys Szyc as student I

Maciej Gołębiowski as student II

Monika Janas as koleżanka

Samanta Stuhr as studentka

Zdzisław Rychter as menel

Andrzej Mleczko as mężczyzna pod kinem

Andrzej Terej as gość "Ramzesa" I

Milan Skrobic as gość "Ramzesa" II

Jakub Nowicki as szermierz

Magdalena Gnatowska as aktorka I

Sławomir Grzymkowski as aktor II

Mirosław Guzowski as aktor III

Jolanta Mrotek as Jola

Agnieszka Proszkowska as dziewczyna I

Anna Brusewicz as dziewczyna II

Jerzy Kolasa as policjant I

Grzegorz Skrzecz as policjant II

Marek Nowakowski as policjant III

Jacek Długosz as gangster I

Krzysztof Sztabiński as gangster II

Mariusz Ziomek as gangster III

Janusz Chlebowski as bandyta I

Grzegorz Jurek as bandyta II

Maciej Kubica as bandyta III

Elżbieta Jancewicz as śpiewaczka

Piotr Minasz as śpiewak

Edward Janaszek as mężczyzna w peruce

Sławomir Małyszko as klaun

Robert Brzeziński as trener

Bożena Rygielska as tancerka go-go I

Katarzyna Saganek as tancerka go-go II

Żaneta Belka as tancerka go-go III

Trung La Duc as Wietnamczyk I

Son Krejner as Wietnamczyk II

Jarosław Federowicz as mężczyzna I

Mateusz Borek as mężczyzna II

Michał Coganianu as mężczyzna III

Andrzej Budejko as muzyk I

Wojciech Kowalewski as muzyk I