Larry the Cable Guy as Larry

Bill Engvall as Bill

DJ Qualls as Everett

Christina Moore as Karen

Danny Trejo as Carlos Santana

Keith David as Sgt. Kilgore

Jeff Dunham as Amazing Ken

Ed O'Ross as Victor

Michael Papajohn as Bill's Neighbor

Marisol Nichols as Maria

Glenn Morshower as General

Michael Rose as Sgt. Major

Lorna Scott as Woman at Cowboy Frank's

Parker Goris as Bill's Boy

Lisa Lampanelli as Connie

Lance Smith as Sgt. Adams

Bill Doyle as Colonel

McKinley Freeman as Airborne Soldier

Joel McKinnon Miller as Pilot

Chris Spencer as Co-Pilot

Alejandro Patiño as Juan

Luis Chávez as Carlos

David DeSantos as Bandito #3 Ricardo

Nicholas Guilak as Luis

Toby Holguin as Bandito #1

Jimmy Ortega as Bandito #2

Albert P. Santos as Flaco

Emilio Rivera as Jorge

Shelly Desai as Farmer

Tony Perez as Mayor

Danielle Hartnett as Senorita Magdalena

Carlos Moreno Jr. as Jaime

Rolando Molina as Bartender

Joe Nuñez as Ruben

Esteban Cueto as El Javelina

Thomas Rosales Jr. as Bandito Guard

Matt Riedy as Colonel Dalton

Amy Powell as Anchorwoman