Violent J as Big Baby Sweets

Shaggy 2 Dope as Sugar Bear

Harland Williams as Officer Harry Cox

Jamie Madrox as Big Stank

Monoxide Child as Lil Poot

John G. Brennan as The Chief

Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite

Myzery as Green Willie

Mick Foley as Cactus Sac

Jumpsteady as Hack Benjamin

Floyd Vivino as Announcer

Jerry Only as Himself

Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein as Himself

Michael Graves as Himself

Dr. Chud as Himself

Bob Greenberg as Magic Ninja

Fred Berry as Bootleg Greg

Stefan Kudek as Dr. Dinglenut

Alex Abbiss as Hazad

Sindee Williams as Missy

Kimberlee Chiapeti as Phat Tittie Kittie

Jeanmarie Evans as Little Old Lady Sweets

Keith Perry as Father Duckett

Lee Willet as Magic Ninja

Mike E. Clark as Self

Florence Sturgeon as Suburban Mom

John Hartmann as Suburban Dad

Billy Bill as Himself