Kurt Kuenne as Self (voice)

Andrew Bagby as Self (archive footage)

David Bagby as Self - Father

Kathleen Bagby as Self - Mother

Shirley Turner as Self - Ex-Girlfriend (archive footage)

Zachary Andrew Turner as Self - Son (archive footage)

Heather Arnold as Self - Former Fiance

Jon Atkinson as Self - Friend

Bob Bagby as Self - Uncle (archive footage)

Earlene Bagby as Self - Bob's Widow

James Bagby as Self - Cousin

Linda Bagby as Self - Aunt

Pat Bagby as Self - Uncle

Jason Baldwin as Self - Highschool Friend

Derek Barnard as Self - Uncle

John Barnard as Self - Cousin

Paul Barnard as Self - John's Brother

Pete Barnard as Self - Cousin