Goldie Hawn as Gloria Mundy

Chevy Chase as Tony Carlson

Burgess Meredith as Mr. Hennessey

Eugene Roche as Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother

Dudley Moore as Stanley Tibbets

Marilyn Sokol as Stella

Brian Dennehy as Fergie

Marc Lawrence as Rupert Stiltskin

Rachel Roberts as Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell

Frances Bay as Mrs. Russel

Queenie Smith as Elsie

Billy Barty as J.J. MacKuen

Chuck McCann as Theatre Manager

Don Calfa as Scarface

Bruce Solomon as Scott

Cooper Huckabee as Sandy

Pat Ast as Mrs. Venus

Lou Cutell as House Manager

William Frankfather as Whitey Jackson

John Hancock as Coleman

Barbara Sammeth as Sally

Hope Summers as Ethel

Irene Tedrow as Mrs. Monk

Ion Teodorescu as Turk

Janet Wood as Sylvia

Cyril Magnin as Pope Pius XIII

Rollin Moriyama as Japanese Man

Mitsu Yashima as Japanese Woman

M. James Arnett as Truck Driver