Phil Caracas as Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi as Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum

Tim Devries as Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll as Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace as Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance as Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones as Father Alban

Mike Funk as Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron as Blind Jimmy Leper

Johnny Vegas as Self

Jeff Moffet as Santos

Ivan Freud as Narrator

Erica Murton as Maggie

Alex Godin as Father Avellino

Shelly Pederson as Woman Blessed on the Beach

Thetis Bernard as Beach Vampire #1

Adel Croteau as Beach Vampire #2

Karen Friis as Dancing Angel #1

Marlene Friis as Dancing Angel #2

Guen Douglas as Dancing Angel #3

Sarah Levitin as Dancing Angel #4

Eva Colpaart as Dancing Angel #5

Ranita Raggo as The Straight Shooters Waitress

Christopher R. Bugg as Atheist #1

Ean Murphy as Atheist #2

Graham Collins as Allegro Clerk

Elinor Quesnel as Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

Christine Demarbre as The Screaming Lesbian

Andy Smith as The Bishop

Marc Charron as The Cop

Jose Sanchez as The Transvestite

Sophie as Fifi the Dog

Jay Stone as God (voice)

Lyn Guerin as Photographer #2

Alana Ragbir as Photographer #3

Stu Hutchings as Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

Rayna Farr-Dutchin as The Little Blind Girl

Harry Knuckles as Himself

Jenny Coutts as Virgin Mary

Nancy Riehle as Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

Milo as The Deaf Lesbian Dog

Mark Cayer as Worshipper

Olga Chrzanowska as Worshipper

Eric Demarbre as Hockey Jersey Atheist

Miles Finlayson as Atheist

Stephanie Halin as Lesbian Vampire

Claudia Jurt as Misty Winters

Yves Macra as The limo driver

Jason McMaster as Atheist 1

Karm Parker as Atheist #6

Mark Pollesel as Dancer

Steve Sauve as Pedestrian, Homeless Person

Casey Tourangeau as Singer, Musical Scene

Petr Maur as Photographer #1