Zdeněk Svěrák as Jára Cimrman

Valerie Kaplanová as průvodkyně

Josef Abrhám as divadelní vědec

Petr Čepek as arcivévoda / Nývlt

Milena Dvorská as arcivévodkyně

Libuše Šafránková as Alžběta

Jiří Kostka as císař / Macháně

Míla Myslíková as ředitelka

Václav Král as

Vladimír Svitáček as

Jaroslav Vozáb as

Marie Drahokoupilová as vedoucí zájezdu

Ladislav Šimek as

Jiří Hálek as

Karel Houska as

Leoš Suchařípa as Eiffel

Jiří Zahajský as Holub

Nina Divíšková as

Petr Brukner as

František Volf as

Jiří Wimmer as

Petr Kostka as Mánes

Ivan Lukeš as

Ladislav Frej as Marold

Jan Cmíral as

Bořík Procházka as

Pavel Vondruška as Strauss

Věra Bublíková as

Jaromír Kučera as

Gustav Skála as

František Husák as

Boris Hybner as profesor biologie

Edita Dindělová as

Jaroslav Weigel as

Zdeňka Rosolová as

Jan Hraběta as

Radka Dulíková as

Jaroslav Tomsa as

Vlastimil Zavřel as

Jan Kašpar as

Jožka Stoklasa as

Lena Birková as

Václav Kotva as

Josef Kubíček as

Eva Trunečková as

Gustav Vondráček as

Nina Strnadová-Jarková as

Josef A. Stehlík as

Jana Viščaková as

Rudolf Hrušínský as Tomáš

Miroslav Vladyka as švagr

Vlasta Žehrová as

Oldřich Vlach as otec

Jiřina Jirásková as matka

Jaroslava Kretschmerová as teta

Jan Kehár as

Filip Švarc as

Jan Unger as

Bohumil Vávra as

Miloslav Štibich as

Jiří Bruder as

Ladislav Smoljak as c. k. policajt u Moře v Praze

Ivan Šlapeta as

Eva Kudláčková as

Arnošt Kurell as

Marian Cingroš as

František Kubíček as

Milan Klacek as

Eliška Sirová as

Alice Štěchová as

Zdeněk Mašek as

Martin Šotola as

Veronika Vrabcová as

Zdeněk Václavík as

Linda Dřevikovská as

Vladimír Švabík as

Zdeněk Barášek as Musician

Zdeněk Bulín as Musician

Jiří Kaucký as Musician

Jan Laibl as

Ivan Kubíček as

Zuzana Hojdová as Musician

Josef Horák as Musician

Lubomír Krystlík as Musician

Olga Michálková as Musician

Zdeněk Pok as Musician

Jiří Schmiedt as Musician

Jindřich Sejk as Musician

Zdeněk Skalický as Musician

Marie Srbová as Musician

Olga Světelská as Musician

Zdeněk Podskalský as

František Hajský as Driver

David Smoljak as

Antonín Cingl as

František Doksanský as Musician

Pavel Kutka as Musician

František Maximovič as Musician

Miroslav Nováček as Musician

Taras Petrenko as Musician

Karel Sommer as Musician

Václav Šebor as Musician

Viktor Šejna as Musician

Jan Šimek as Musician

Jaroslav Šimek as Musician

Stanislav Šimek as Musician

Jaroslav Tyl as Musician

Oldřich Vitouš as Musician

Slavomil Vrzal as Musician

Václav Šimek as Musician

Stanislav Šimek as Musician

Karel Duchoslav as Chorus Singer

Roman Gottlieb as Chorus Singer

Ivan Havlíček as Chorus Singer

Jiří Honus as Chorus Singer

Vladimír Janoušek as Chorus Singer

František Klimeš as Chorus Singer

Tomáš Kopecký as Chorus Singer

Jindřich Mendl as Chorus Singer

Jaroslav Novák as Chorus Singer

Oldřich Panovský as Chorus Singer

Eduard Pavlíček as Chorus Singer

Milan Půlkrábek as Chorus Singer

Břetislav Rychlík as Chorus Singer

Miroslav Svoboda as Chorus Singer

Milan Šmíd as Chorus Singer

Jan Švanda as Chorus Singer

Jaroslav Tlapák as Chorus Singer

Jaromír Vogel as Chorus Singer

Rostislav Zeman as Chorus Singer

Jaroslav Zvěřina as Chorus Singer

Milan Zvěřina as Chorus Singer

Kateřina Smoljaková as

Alžběta Smoljaková as

Richard Honzovič as Recorded Guide Voice (voice)