Dian Bachar as Stacey "Skip" Holmes

Arj Barker as The Cube

Lawrence Brooke as Narrator

Les Claypool as Lapland 'Lapdog' Miclovich

Oz Fritz as Oz George

Adam Gates as Steve "Aiwass" Trouzdale

Seth Green as Jonah the Taper

Sirena Irwin as The Photographer

Mike Gordon as Himself

Matt Stone as Tom the Taper

Kyle McCulloch as Drew Shackleford

Wavy Gravy as Himself