Madonna as Bruna

Jeremy Pattnosh as Dashiel

Charles Kurtz as Raymond Hall

Kate Magill as Susan Porter

Timmy Leight as The Landlady

Michael Dane as Transvestite Slave

Russell O. Lome as Male Slave

Angi Smit as Female Slave

Joseph Pattnosh as Father

Ann Pattnosh as Mother

John Joseph Pattnosh as Young David

Chuck Varesko as Narrator

Karl Ludwig Selig as Professor Mann

Ed Krakaur as Learning Center Friend

Charles Daguerre Alvaré as Preston Basset (as Charles Daguerre Alvare)

Daniel Merrit Lundquist as Basset's Friend

Brian D. Coleman as Snob with Glasses

Peg Kronnenberger as "Such a Jerk" Girl

Dianne O'Shey as Susan's Friend

David Stone as Seated Bore at Party

Ron Sterel as Male Listener No. 1

Sandy Stern as Male Listener No. 2

Victoria Chalk as Female Listener / Chorus Girl with Gag

Mohammed as First Waiter

Jason as Limousine Driver

Helga Parmutter as Waitress