Laila Rouass as Lucinda

Gary Stretch as Fred

Phil Daniels as Grouch

James Puddephatt as Phil

Alun ap Brinley as Rhodri

Geoff Bell as Tyg

Peter Bowles as The Chairman

Gwenllian Davies as Shopkeeper

Marcus Gilbert as Marl

Jonathan Holmes as Yenko

Caroline Hunnisett as Siobhan

Jon Ivay as Doey

Ian Ralph as Granite

Nick Richards as Motorway Coffee Boy

William Thomas as Welsh Farmer

David Schofield as Dart player (scenes deleted)

Huggy Leaver as Sulph