Alex Winter as Ricky Coogan

Randy Quaid as Elijah C. Skuggs

Michael Stoyanov as Ernie

Megan Ward as Julie

Keanu Reeves as Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited)

Mr. T as The Bearded Lady

Bobcat Goldthwait as Sockhead

John Hawkes as Cowboy

Jeff Kahn as Nosey

Derek McGrath as Worm

Jaime Cardriche as Toad

Brooke Shields as Skye Daley

William Sadler as Dick Brian

Patti Tippo as Rosie the Pinhead

Lee Arenberg as The Eternal Flame

Alex Zuckerman as Stuey Gluck

Ray Baker as Bill Blazer

Morgan Fairchild as Stewardess

Michael Gilden as Eye

Deep Roy as George Ramirez #3

Jon M. Chu as Giant Stuey Monster

Gibby Haynes as Cheese Wart

Pamela Mant as Nun

Sam Raimi as Crooked Cop (uncredited)

Robert Tapert as Crooked Cop (uncredited)