James Duval as Dark

Rachel True as Mel

Nathan Bexton as Montgomery

Chiara Mastroianni as Kriss

Debi Mazar as Kozy

Kathleen Robertson as Lucifer

Joshua Gibran Mayweather as Zero

Jordan Ladd as Alyssa

Christina Applegate as Dingbat

Sarah Lassez as Egg

Guillermo Díaz as Cowboy

Jeremy Jordan as Bart

Alan Boyce as Handjob

Jaason Simmons as The Teen Idol

Ryan Phillippe as Shad

Heather Graham as Lilith

Scott Caan as Ducky

Thyme Lewis as Elvis

Mena Suvari as Zoe

Beverly D'Angelo as Dark's Mom

Charlotte Rae as Fortune Teller

Denise Richards as Jana

Teresa Hill as Shannon

Kevin Light as Noah

Traci Lords as Val-Chick 1

Shannen Doherty as Val-Chick 2

Rose McGowan as Val-Chick 3

John Ritter as Moses Helper

Christopher Knight as Mr. Sighvatssohn

Eve Plumb as Mrs. Sighvatssohn

Lauren Tewes as Julie the Newscaster

David Leisure as Egg and Ducky's Dad

John Enos III as The Scary Drag Queen

Nicolette Gato as The Scary Drag Queen

Brian Buzzini as The Scary Drag Queen

Aaron Smith as The Atari Gang

Sara Jane as The Atari Gang

Tre Temperilli as The Atari Gang

Devon Odessa as What

Staci Keanan as Ever

Gibby Haynes as Jujyfruit

Keith Brewer as Surf

Derek Brewer as Ski

Roscoe as The Alien

Stéphane Sednaoui as The Photographer

Petro Nicholas as Scary Clown Guy

Peter Alexander as Drunk Skinhead

Brian Heinberg as Pukeboy