Éric Cantona as Self

Steve Evets as Eric Bishop

Stephanie Bishop as Lily

John Henshaw as Meatballs

Gerard Kearns as Ryan

Stefan Gumbs as Jess

Lucy-Jo Hudson as Sam

Justin Moorhouse as Spleen

Matthew McNulty as Young Eric

Smug Roberts as Smug

Mick Ferry as Judge

Max Beesley Snr as Eric's Father

Steve Marsh as Zac

Ryan Pope as Fenner

Cleveland Campbell as Buzz

Laura Ainsworth as Young Lily

Julie Brown as Nurse

Des Sharples as Jack

Greg Cook as Monk

Johnny Travis as Travis

Kelly Bowland as Ryan's Girlfriend