Jim Carrey as Mark Kendall

Lauren Hutton as Countess

Karen Kopins as Robin Pierce

Cleavon Little as Sebastian

Thomas Ballatore as Jamie

Stuart Charno as Cabin Boy Vampire

Skip Lackey as Russ

Jeb Stuart Adams as World War I Ace Vampire

Joseph Brutsman as Confederate Vampire

Dominick Brascia as Young Man Buying Ice Cream

Robin Klein as Flowerchild Vampire

Peggy Pope as Mrs. Kendall

Richard Schaal as Mr. Kendall

Peter Elbling as Bookseller

Carey More as Moll Flanders Vampire

Anna Mathias as Daphne

Kate Zentall as Tanya

Laura Urstein as Darlene

Megan Mullally as Suzette

Garry Goodrow as Wino

Beans Morocco as Harry (as Dan Barrows)

Chris Tashima as Dream Sequence Extra (uncredited)