Glen Mulhern as Kenny

Brendan Mackey as Byron

Karen Sharman as The Iron Lady

Simon Godley as Golders Green

Raymond Griffiths as The Desperate Dwarf

Steven Berkoff as Jeff

Michael Praed as The Queen

Vas Blackwood as Donkey-Dick Dark

Carol Decker as Jeff's Wife

Abdala Keserwani as Dick-Cheese Deepak

Leon Herbert as Nev

Steven Woodhouse as Father Ted

John Michaels as Third West African Brother

Rickardo Beckles-Burrows as Second West African Brother

Deban Aderemi as First West African Brother

Bryan Lawrence as Cop

Barry Martin as A Very Camp Man Indeed

Peter Lochburn as Moaning Man

Bill Hayes as Dirty Ole' Irish Tramp

Wayne Crompton as Gay Gossip

Mark Gardner as Gay Gossip

Neil Howarth as Gay Gossip

Peter Keswick as Gay Gossip

Harry Harris as Other Cop

Yvonne Fischer as Blind Old Bat

Janice Frost as Old Granny

Cordelia Thomas as Old Granny

Laura Hazell as Old Granny

Martin Collins as Breeder

Karen Coppins as Breeder

Nicolas Chinardet as Orthodox Jew

Adrian Flack as Orthodox Jew

Mark Joyce as Orthodox Jew

Jasey Ó Dálaigh as Orthodox Jew

Adrian Bouchet as The Gigolo

Stephan Erdman as Porn Star

Ray Jorden as Russian Solder

Fish as Old Nick