Asta Paredes as Chrissy

Catherine Corcoran as Lauren

Lloyd Kaufman as Lee Harvey Herzkauf

Zac Amico as Zack

Vito Trigo as Leonardo

Babette Bombshell as Principal Westly

Clay von Carlowitz as Eugene

Tara E. Miller as Rachel Ruysch

Mike Baez as Donatello

Mark Quinnette as Michaelangelo

Josh Potter as Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock

Debbie Rochon as Coach Kotter

Stefan Dezil as Slater

Brenda Rickert as Aunt Bee

Ron Jeremy as God

Nicola Fiore as Ms. Bigguns

Joe Fleishaker as Lauren 6 Months Later

Charlotte Kaufman as Audrey Benjamin

Doug Sakmann as Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

Monique Dupree as Shower Girl

Nico Praz as Tromorganic Burger Victim

Mark Torgl as School Janitor

Stan Lee as Narrator

Lemmy Kilmister as The President

Robert Bozek as Named Him Randall

John Patrick Brennan as Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon

Teresa Hui as Zac's Rejection Girl

Nadia White as Shower Girl

Brandy Mason as Shower Girl Brandy

James D. Rolfe as The Angry Video Game Nerd

Corina Taylor as Tro-Gasm Girl

Bailey Jay as Cameo

John Migliore as Tromaville Citizen

Meg Carriero as Asian School Girl

Lauren Sylvester as Eugene's Tranny Friend

Heather Cahill as Shower Girl