Sam Manu as Tongan Ninja (Sione Finau)

Jemaine Clement as Action Fighter (Marvin)

Linda Tseng as Miss Lee

Laura Hill as Miss Lee (voice)

Raybon Kan as Asian Sidekick

David Fane as Herman the Henchman

Victor Rodger as Mr. Big

Peter Daube as Chef Guy

Jed Brophy as Bank Manager

Aaron Cubis as Gun Man

Charles Lum as Master Magasaki / Uncle Lee

Taika Waititi as Graham (voice)

Brett Ormsby as Chang the Waiter

Bevin Linkhorn as Dwayne

Shimpal Lelisi as Mr. Finau

Charley Murphy Samau as Young Sione

Narelle Ahrens as Pink Fairy

Andrew Calder as Ninja

Ben Fransham as Ninja