Peter Sellers as Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE

Ringo Starr as Youngman Grand, Esq.

Isabel Jeans as Dame Agnes Grand

Caroline Blakiston as Hon. Esther Grand

Wilfrid Hyde-White as Captain Reginald K. Klaus

Spike Milligan as Traffic Warden

John Cleese as Director in Sotheby's

Richard Attenborough as Oxford Coach

John Le Mesurier as Sir John

Raquel Welch as Priestess of the Whip

Roman Polanski as Solitary Drinker

Leonard Frey as Laurence Faggot

Laurence Harvey as Hamlet

Christopher Lee as Ship's Vampire

Clive Dunn as Sommelier

Patrick Holt as Duke in Sotheby's

Ferdy Mayne as Edouard

Dennis Price as Winthrop

Yul Brynner as Transvestite Cabaret Singer

Graham Chapman as Oxford Crew

James Laurenson as Oxford Crew

Frank Thornton as Police Inspector

Hattie Jacques as Ginger Horton

Jeremy Lloyd as Lord Hampton

David Hutcheson as Lord Barry

Michael Aspel as Himself

Alan Whicker as Himself

Edward Sinclair as Park Attendant