Ben Begley as Ed

Herbert Russell as Zach

Ross Nathan as Bradley

Sam Pancake as Tracey

John Livingston as Doug

Rita Volk as Katnip

Tara Reid as Effing White

Jamie Kennedy as Justmitch / Willy Wanker / Tim Pistol

Carolyn Ratteray as Boo (voice)

Martin Klebba as Fruito

Terra Jolé as Teddy

Caitlyn Jenner as Skip Bayflick (as Bruce Jenner)

Damien Bray as Scuba Diver

Chanel Gaines as Boo

Hank Baskett as Stephen A. Templesmith

Steve Sobel as Kaptain Kazakhstan

Mark Harley as Thor

Con Schell as Bearded Wizard

Daniel Buran as Captain Jack

Jeff Torres as Tónto

Brandi Glanville as Housewife Veronica

Kyle Richards as Housewife Heather

Camille Meyer as Housewife Tanya

Terrence Julien as Django

Matt Flanagan as Calvin Dandy

Kayden Kross as Chastity

Sophie Dee as Topless Girl

Ania Spiering as Blue Princess

Fred Kracke as Blue Warrior

Caitlin Wachs as Scary

Leila Leigh as Zombie

Jonathan Silverman as Chineca Lame

Kellie Cockrell as Technician

Mark Rhino Smith as Ultimate Boxer Guy

Dat Phan as Bao

Ron Butler as President Snowbama

Robert Wagner as Liam

Vanessa Giselle as MMA Fighter (uncredited)

William Ngo as Phu (uncredited)

Grant George as Miss Porky (voice) (uncredited)