Danny DeVito as Chief Wyatt Rash

Bette Midler as Mona Dearly

Neve Campbell as Ellen Rash

Jamie Lee Curtis as Rona Mace

Casey Affleck as Bobby Calzone

William Fichtner as Phil Dearly

Marcus Thomas as Jeff Dearly

Peter Dobson as Lt. Feege Gruber

Kathleen Wilhoite as Lucinda

Tracey Walter as Clarence

Will Ferrell as Cubby

Paul Ben-Victor as Deputy Tony Carlucci

Paul Schulze as Deputy Jimmy D.

Mark Pellegrino as Murph Calzone

Raymond O'Connor as Father Tom Stowick

Lisa Rieffel as Valerie

Robert Arce as Doctor Schwartz

Brittany Peterson as Maria Lasala

Philip Perlman as Charm Motel Cashier

Melissa McCarthy as Shirley

Jason Monkarsh as Benny

Brian Doyle-Murray as Tow Truck Driver

Yul Vazquez as French Instructor

Danielle Camastra as White Trash Golfer (uncredited)