Marty Feldman as Teddy Brown

Judy Cornwell as Liz Brown

Garry Miller as Richard Brown

Shelley Berman as Nat Kaplan

Hy Hazell as Mrs. Kaplan

Julie Ege as Inga Giltenburg

Penelope Keith as Lotte von Gelbstein

Moray Watson as Chandler

Jack Watson as McLaughlin

Mark Elwes as Rokes

Harold Innocent as Jimpson

Dinsdale Landen as Vicar Geoffrey Mellish

John McKelvey as Col. Belper

Charles Lewsen as Arthur Soames

Maggie Jones as Hetty Soames

Ellis Dale as Leonard Crape

Frances de la Tour as Maud Crape

Patrick Cargill as Wallace Truffit MP

Patience Collier as Mrs Monty Levin

Ray Fell as Goldilocks Presenter

Annabel Leventon as Chandler's Secretary

Mischa De La Motte as Trufitt's Manservant

Veronica Clifford as Hot Dog Girl

Diana Quiseekay as Elvira

Vicki Hodge as Pippa

Sarah Badel as Joanna Snow

John Wells as Tolworth

Michael Bates as Magistrate

Robert Farrant as Porridge Eater #2

Kenny Rodway as Porridge Eater #3

Dave Dee as Wednesday Play Star

Judy Huxtable as Dracula's Victim

Rose Hill as Shopping Woman

Winnie Holman as Shopping Woman #2

Rose Hill as Shopping Woman #1

Bernard Sharpe as Shopping Man

Roland Curram as Arthur/Mario

David Hutcheson as Stockbroker

Alan Bennett as Defence Solicitor

Erika Bergmann as Hildegarde

Geraldine Gardner as Girl

Sheila Gish as Mother in Commercial

Christopher Godwin as Magistrate's Clerk

James Payne as Taxi Driver with the Dwarfs

Marianne Stone as TV Production Assistant

John Hamill as Porridge Eater

John Bindon as Strongman at Party