John Cusack as Ivan Alexeev

Tim Robbins as Josh Tager

Mary Crosby as Samantha Gregory

Clu Gulager as Norman Mart

Katy Boyer as Belinda Mart

Jessica Walter as Kay Mart

Sam Moore as Billy Diamond

Junior Walker as Lester Diamond

Susan Tyrrell as Nikki Morton

Doug McClure as Sid Tager

Connie Stevens as June Tager

King Cotton as Roscoe

Don Cornelius as Mo Fuzz

Bobcat Goldthwait as Get Rich Quick Guy

Lyle Alzado as You'll Never Make It In Show Biz guy

Brian James as The Blender Children

"Weird Al" Yankovic as Himself

Jello Biafra as FBI Man

Courtney Love as Norman's Spanker (uncredited)

Stiv Bators as Dick Slammer

Xander Berkeley as Ricky Fell

Danny Epper as Pimply Guard

Ebbe Roe Smith as Mr. G.

Keith Joe Dick as Mr. B.

Lee Arenberg as Norton

Rocky Giordani as Hitman #1

John Marshall Jones as Hitman #2

John Durbin as Hitman #3

Milton Selzer as Merlin Hinkle

Zander Schloss as Heavy Metal Fan

Jo Harvey Allen as Madame Olga

Sy Richardson as Bartender

Coati Mundi as Bald Executive

Patrick O'Neill as Student Journalist

Martha Quinn as RVTV-VJ

John Fleck as Critic #1

Jello Biafra as FBI Man #1

Bob McLean as FBI Man #2

Tiiu Leek as News Anchor

Scott St. James as News Reporter

Ted Nugent as Rock Star

Doug E. Fresh as Record Executive

Michael Nesmith as Water Man

Ed Pansullo as Video Protector

Steve McCambridge as Window Washer

Jennifer Balgobin as Calypso Dancer

Michael Franco as T-Shirt Vendor

Slavitza Jovan as Tish

John Lykes as Body Buddy

Jeannine Bisignano as Foxy Extra

David Anthony Higgins as Visual Aplomb

Steve Higgins as Visual Aplomb

Jim Ward as Dutch Reagan (voice)

Peter McCarthy as Menudo Fan

Joe Cosentino as Stu Beaumont

James Strong as Young Swanky Modes

Dan Blom as Cube Squared

Billy Ferrick as Cube Squared

Thomas Persson as Cube Squared

Angelo Moore as Ranchbone

Mark Fite as Violinist (uncredited)