Jay Leno as The Narrator (voice)

Ed Asner as Krad (voice)

Kathy Bates as Miss Dowdy (voice)

Madison Davenport as Sophianna (voice)

Colin Ford as Dart (voice)

Brad Garrett as Charlee (voice)

Shirley Jones as Victoria Claus (voice)

Norm Macdonald as Buster (voice)

Daniel Roebuck as Paul Rocco / Jacque (voice)

Andy Griffith as Santa Claus (voice)

Paul Zappia as Mitchell / Orphan 'Prince' (voice)

Buster Roebuck as Bully / Orphan 'Accountant' (voice)

Michael Norris as Selves (voice)

Pamela Zappia as Violet (voice)

Chantal Braley as Orphan 'Teacher' (voice)

Carlin Praytor as Orphan 'Dancer' (voice)

Olivia Cade as Orphan 'Mommy' (voice)

Grace Roebuck as Orphan 'Doctor' (voice)

Michael Mullich as Orphan 'Police Officer' (voice)

Angela Wiley as Orphan 'Princess' (voice)