Julia Voth as Trixie

Erin Cummings as Hel

America Olivo as Camero

Lucy Lawless as Mother Superior

Zoë Bell as Rawhide

William Gregory Lee as Hot Wire

Michael Hurst as Gage

Kevin Sorbo as Mr. Phoenix

Renee O'Connor as Sister Batrill

Ron Melendez as Deputy Fuchs

Minae Noji as Kinki

Dennis Keiffer as MacDaddy

Debbie Lee Carrington as Hot Pocket

Robert Mammana as Prison Guard John

Jim Klock as Officer Spanky With a 'Tude

Danny Nero as Officer Big Gun McFluff

Christine Nguyen as Nasty Nubile Escort

Krystal Badia as Sister Sara

Carlo Mendez as Mercenary Leader

Sabine Varnes as Bathroom Bitch Varla

Eurlyne Epper as Bathroom Bitch Rosie

Justin Kornmann as Mercenary Rebel Yell

Brian Peck as Wrong Place - Wrong Time

Carla Collins as Here Comes The Bride

Astrid Swan as Lady Liberty

Bianca Barnett as Harem Hussie Code Red

Aisha Cain as Harem Aussie Code Blue

Karen Austin as Narrator

Jennifer Miller as Lap Vixen Thumper

Rick Jacobson as Horndog

Mark Lutz as Deiter von Vondervon

Scott Hanley as Black Ice

Eric Gruendemann as Father Malone

Saranne Lund as Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend

Kalin Keech as Freedom Fightin' Stripper

Carmen Jimenez as Brownie All Grown Up

Rich Kirby as Prison Guard Thomas

Paul Karami as Jihad Jackson O'Doole

Katelyne Friedman as Lily the Languid

Lia Wagner as Lap Vixen Misty

Daniel Cieplinski as Unlucky Mercenary Bastard

Tyrone Power Jr. as There Goes the Groom

Steve Barker as Bodyguard Tapert

Gary La Guard as Bodyguard Raimi

Tony Gardne as Vladimir Popmeov

Michael Belasco as Totally Awful Background Artist

Thaddeus as Self