Zack Ward as Postal Dude

Dave Foley as Uncle Dave

Chris Coppola as Richard

Jackie Tohn as Faith

J.K. Simmons as Candidate Welles

Ralf Moeller as Officier John

Verne Troyer as Verne Troyer

Chris Spencer as Officer Greg

Larry Thomas as Osama Bin Ladin

Michael Paré as Panhandler

Erick Avari as Habib

Lindsay Hollister as Recorder

Brent Mendenhall as George W. Bush

Rick Hoffman as Mr. Blither

Michael Benyaer as Mohammed

David Huddleston as Peter

Seymour Cassel as Paul

Uwe Boll as Uwe Boll

Vincent James Desiderio Jr. as Vince Desiderio

Michaela Mann as Jenny

Holly Eglington as Karen

Lucie Guest as Cindy

Jonathan Bruce as Harry the Wheelchair Guy

Carrie Genzel as Reporter Gayle

Geoff Gustafson as Morning Show Host

Daniel Boileau as Cooter

Samir El Sharkawi as Tariq

Jason Emanuel as Bobak

Melanie Papalia as Nasira

Jodie Stewart as Bitch

Derek Anderson as Taliban

Heather Feeney as Teller

Marlaina Stewartt as Older Lady in Audience

Michael Robinson as Seminar Speaker

Bill Mondy as Mob Leader

Zachary Webb as Parking Guard

William Veroni as Baby in Carriage

Colin Foo as Ticket Holder

Christine Lippa as TV Host #1

Mark Brandon as TV Host #2

Myfanwy Meilen as TV Host #3

Helena Yea as Woman Driver

Reese Alexander as Police Officer

Steffen Mennekes as Ass-Kissing Employee

Michael Gordin Shore as Man Shopper

Richard Ian Cox as Coffee Customer

Mike Dopud as Security Guard #1

Ed Anders as Security Guard #2

Michael Antonakos as Azeem

Michael Eklund as Disgruntled Man

Tony Alcantar as Angry Man

David Adams as IRS Agent #1

Robert Clarke as IRS Agent #2

Paulino Nunes as Asif

Merik Tadros as Nabi

Richard Faraci as Plane Passenger #1

Bryan C. Knight as Plane Passenger #2

David Ward as Gluttco Singing Employee #1

Patrick Bahrich as Gluttco Singing Employee #2

Dan Clarke as Window Washer

Lorielle New as Starr

Julia Sandberg Hansson as Mitzi

Brock Johnson as Creepy Masturbating Guy

Nicolette Bujdos as Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #1

Brandie Coe as Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #2

Doris Blomgren as Old Woman Bomb Maker

Andrea Stefancikova as Little Germany Staff Hot Woman (uncredited)

Gareth Von Kallenbach as Man Killed by Falling Crowbar (uncredited)