William Hellfire as Derwin

Joey Smack as Derick

Erin Brown as Bible Girl

Lilly Tiger as Play Girl

Chris Perez as Car Kid

Henry Krinkle as Retard

Mikey Ovum as Spam Jock

Ryan Trimmer as Benchpress

Kendall 'Shorty' Ward as Afro-American

Marie Mazur as Song Girl

Mike Ronor as Goth Boy

Liz Bathory as Goth Girl

Michael Lema as No Info Boy

Jacqueline D'angelo as 911 Dispatcher

Michelle Chard as 911 Girl

Beef Hunkster as Teacher

Michael L. Raso as Young Derwin / The Police Chief

Stephen Harris as The Fathers

Pamela Anne as The Mothers

Larry Wellman as The Principal

Pete Floris as Internet Teacher

Murtal Murtz as School Announcer

Pete Jacelone as The Janitor

Thomas Linden as The Gun Man

Hernandez as The Gun Mans Assistant

Minty Hansen as Cafeteria Lady

John James as Bible Boy

Martina Solej as Screaming Girl

Lora Lane as Newscaster

Nathan Lanman as Cameraman

Carl Pitt as Policeman

Mick Leo as Swat Answering Machine

Michael Lione as Teenage Boy #1

Patrick Henderson as Teenage Boy #2

Michael J Scillia as Surviving Jock #1

Kyle Lee Laferrière as Surviving Jock #2

Justine as Rose Girl

John Link as Scientist

Bob Gonzo as Entrepreneur

John Bacchus as The Preacher

John Paul Fedele as G.U.N. Association Representative