Ron Jeremy as Crackwood Pastor

Gilbert Gottfried as Gilbert

Lloyd Kaufman as Adolph Hitler

Roberto Lombardi as Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man

Andrew W.K. as Theater Voice

Scott Churchson as Concession Thief

Edward X. Young as Whitman

Genoveva Rossi as Gen

Isaac Williams as Hotel Caretaker

Newt Wallen as Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul

Lemmy Kilmister as Lemmy

Yelena Sabel as Crack Whore

Julie Anne Prescott as Vampire

Alessandra Ameen as

Justin Silverman as Big Boss / Slick Meister

Lamar Bumbrey as Lamar (The South Will RISE Again segment)

Happy Goldsplatt as Theater patron

Mister Lobo as Mayor Mancheese

Frank Patterson as Cop

Crystal Quin as Various

Kristy Richman as Punk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY)

Jo Anna Van Thuyne as