Kelly Galindo as Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.

Christina Walker as Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Rod Sweitzer as Colonel Oliver West

Francis Creighton as Rev. Tim Fakker

Marcus Frishman as Congressman Terry Upstart

Mimi Spivak as Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget

Gretchen House as Pammy Faye Fakker

Anet Anatelle as Wannabe Cher

Yvette Buchanan as Rocket Scientist

Becky LeBeau as Census Taker

Angelyne as Barbara Bush Impersonator

Titus Moede as -

Jeannie Pepper as Brain Surgeon