Peter Cook as Sir Mortimer Chris (Prime Minister)

Loretta Swit as President Barbara Adams

Michael Richards as Lacrobat

Herbert Lom as Gen. Mosquera

Richard Wilson as Nigel Lipman (Foreign Secretary)

Ian Richardson as Rear Admiral Bendish

Richard Pearson as Michael Sumpter (Defence Secretary)

Rik Mayall as S.A.S Commander

Alexei Sayle as Alexei Sayle in a Hawaiian Shirt

Ruben Rabasa as Grainary Vendor

Joanne Pearce as Princess Wendy

Robert Bathurst as Damien

Graeme Garden as Man Who Walks to Phone

Clifton James as Maxton S. Pluck

Christopher Rozycki as Russian Doctor

John Benfield as Secret Service Agent

John Sessions as Mr. Sweetzer

Ian McNeice as Thrush

Gavin Richards as Donald

Stuart Saunders as Governor of Santa Maya

Daniel Benzali as William Kubert (US Defence Secretary)

Murray Hamilton as Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston (Former US President)

Marc Smith as Dan Hickey (TV Anchorman)

Alexander Davion as Maguadoran General

Anthony Correa as Convict

Tristram Jellinek as Dickie

Shane Rimmer as Marvin Gelber (US Secretary of State)

Christopher Coll as Flag Lt. Gerald Beaverstone

Ken Jones as Man on Cliff

John Cassady as Virgil Grodd (US Intelligence)

Ed Bishop as Wink Persiman (TV interviewer)

Leon Lissek as Politburo Member

Michael Poole as Politburo Member

Czeslaw Grocholski as President Trezhnikov

Gary Martin as Purveyor of Rambograms

John Blundell as Douglas

Daniel Peacock as Dominic

Barbara Keogh as Woman at Wax Museum

Elizabeth Proud as Woman at Wax Museum

Maria Whittaker as Pin-Up Girl

Karen Kelly as Pin-Up Girl

Richard Murdoch as Cabinet Minister

Robert Goodman as US Sailor

John Archie as US Sailor

Robert Arden as White House Reporter

Blain Fairman as White House Reporter

Christopher Muncke as White House Reporter

Dan Fitzgerald as Foyer Guard

D.L. Blakely as Window Cleaner

Raymond Forchion as Conference Guard

T.R. Durphy as Student Demonstrator

Christopher Malcolm as Gallagher

Paul Beech as Doctor

Simon Dormandy as Soldier Parted from His Loved One

Nicholas Coppin as Teapot Stirrer

Manolo Coego as Granny Buyer

Ruben Rabasa as Granny Vendor

Terence Taplin as Ed Rosario

Robert Blythe as Guard with Egg in Mouth

Ron Webster as Soldier at Concert

Harold Bergman as Desk Clerk

John Leeson as TV Interviewer

Reg Thomason as Royal Servant (uncredited)

Suzanne Mizzi as Topless Dancer