Neil Tennant as Self

Chris Lowe as Self

Barbara Windsor as Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother

Joss Ackland as Priest/Murderer

Neil Dickson as Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman

Gareth Hunt as Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist

Dominique Barnes as Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle

Carmen du Sautoy as Cafe Waitress

Stephanie Buttle as Dancer

Heavon Grant as Dancer

Natalie Roles as Dancer

Chris Tudor as Dancer

Tom Searle as Dancer

Clair Becker as Dancer

Nicholas Haley as Schoolboy

Jonathan Haley as Schoolboy

Lisa Hendry as Dancer

Emma Hendry as Dancer

Lyndsey Cole as Dancer

Christopher Hall as Dancer

Lisa Jones as Dancer

Michelle Nelson as Dancer

Voyd as Dancer

Klondyke Kate as Mud Wrestler

Mitzi Mueller as Mud Wrestler

Chris Chering as Skinhead

Symond Lawes as Skinhead

Gavin Watson as Skinhead

Paul Sexton as Skinhead

S.J. Versey as Cast Member

Wyn McLeod as Cast Member

Audrey Kirby as Cast Member

Kevin Duffield as Cast Member

Lillian Coyle as Cast Member

Christopher Coyle as Cast Member

Christopher Gabriel as Cast Member

Terry Fisher as Cast Member

Tabby as Cast Member

The Beach Bikers as Biker Gang

The X Posse as Street Corner Rappers

Michael Bayliss as Puppeteer

Peter Salem as Violinist