Woody Allen as Tex Cowley

Sharon Stone as Candy Cowley

Alfonso Arau as Dr. Amado

Brian Brophy as CNN Reporter

Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Desi

Cheech Marin as Mayor Machado

David Schwimmer as Father Leo Jerome

Kiefer Sutherland as Officer Bobo

Andy Dick as Father Buñuel

Fran Drescher as Sister Frida

Lou Diamond Phillips as Officer Alfonso

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Flaco

Eddie Griffin as Sediento

Daisy White as Conchata Ortiz

Elliott Gould as Father LaCage

Mía Maestro as

Enrique Castillo as Grasiento

Lupe Ontiveros as Constancia

Pepe Serna as Florencio

Angélica Aragón as Dolores

Jackie Guerra as Meche

Jon Huertas as Paulo