Doon Mackichan as Narrator (voice)

Kerry Katona as Self

Andrew Majors as Self - Goldie Lookin' Chain

Christopher Biggins as Self

Jennie Bond as Self - Broadcaster

Scott Capurro as Self

Bobby Cole Norris as Self

Anne Diamond as Self - Broadcaster

Janice Dickinson as Self

Sam Dowler as Self - Showbiz Journalist

Jamie East as Self - TV Presenter

Eggsy as Self - Goldie Lookin' Chain

Lucie Cave as Self