Mel Smith as Rocco Melonchek

Bob Nelson as Jacques

John Turturro as Roland T. Flakfizer

Teri Copley as Tina

George De La Pena as Roberto Volare

John Savident as Edmund Lazlo

Spike Alexander as Alan Grant

Juliana Donald as Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)

Nancy Marchand as Lillian Oglethorpe

Eddie Griffin as Messenger

Katherine LaNasa as Dancer #1

Franklin Cover as Doctor

Thomas Mikal Ford as Cop

Matthew Sussman as Cop

Billy Beck as Janitor

Sam Krachmalnick as Conductor

Max Alexander as Stage Manager

Irene Olga López as Pedestrian

Warren Thomas as Paramedic

Dick Monday as Rob

Katherine Heard as Laura

Michael Ciotti as Kid

Gary Grossman as Father

Anita Dangler as Usherette

Charlotte Zucker as Woman with Program

John C. Anders as Security Guard Amundson

Dick Corman as Theatre Janitor

Marion Dugan as Good Morning Usher

Jim Smith as Stage Hand

Ricky Lee La Pietre as Stage Hand

Louisa Abernathy as Nurse

Corki Grazer as Nurse

Kathleen Doyle as Nurse

Richardson Morse as Jailor

Jason Ross-Azikiwe as Precinct Cop

Charles Dugan as N.Y. Stage Manager

Mark Pitta as Singing Lobster Gram

Barbara Schillaci as Stuffy Patron

Michael Dansicker as N.Y. Conductor

Eric Poppick as Chauffeur

Jessica Biscardi as Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Jim Rhine as Movie Patron (uncredited)